Saturday, July 7, 2012

Nine Words Women Use

I used to keep great sayings and quotes and the like in a sticky note on my desktop. I recently found a compilation that I had saved from who-knows-when in a file hidden away in my desktop. It is from my prior desktop, so unless I notated the source, it's anybody's guess as to ownership on some of these. But--I HAD to share this one! It's a hoot! And SO SO TRUE!!

1: Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2: Five minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3: Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4: Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5: Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
6: That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7: Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'You're welcome'. That will bring on a 'Whatever')
8: Whatever: is a woman's way of saying **** You!
9: Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to #3.

That's all for today folks! Off to stitch!

Hugs, Maggee

13 comments:

Catherine said...

Too funny!!

Cindy said...

I love this! It is very true.

McKenna C. said...

That's so funny!

Denise said...

You speak the truth! hehehe

Melissa said...

You speak the truth, grasshopper!!! Happens in my house on a regular basis.

Vicki said...

Hahaha - I think I'll print this out and put it on my husband's pillow! Thanks for the laugh.

Vickie said...

Oh my goodness. So good to know this happens to everyone. :)

Mouse said...

heheheh .. that made me giggle and its sooooo true :) love mouse xxxxx

Donna said...

Love it! Sharing these words of wisdom on facebook because I talk in this code all the time.

Donna said...

Love it! Sharing these words of wisdom on facebook because I talk in this code all the time.

msmartello said...

Love the sayings and you are right, so true! Great finishes in your last post. They are all so cute. I am in search for something for you about the 1000 islands. I will be looking for a magazine of some sort on my next trip up in August that I plan to send you. There is a story which I love about Boldt castle. It fasinates me everytime I hear it and I think you'll love it as well.

Maureen

Anne said...

Hilarious!! Thanks for the chuckle :D

Julie M said...

Too funny but very very true!